4/28/2007

Great Midwest Alapaca Festival-BUST

Wow, I was really shocked at the low number of venders at this event! This "Great" festival was really quite the bore. Kinda disappointed that more people were not selling fleece at more reasonable prices than $4 an OUNCE. Wow, milkers!

I did find the yarn meter however.

I have pictures of the Alpacas and shows here: http://flickr.com/groups/sheepandwoolfestivals/

Look for the ones posted by user crowcallerwoman (me).



Until next time...

I found a yarn meter!


Or rather, a fishing line meter. Seems that the Nancy's Knitknacks uses the same brand of fishing line meters made by Shakespeare fishin products. Get ready for this...brace yourself...


Nancy's yarn meter (wood and all) is $50


I paid $14 for the meter alone (that measures in feet instead of yards) that can be clipped securly to just about ANYTHING. I'm wondering why the Nancy product is so darned much money! Being the crafty person I am, I could construct something similar for just a couple bucks! But, I am more ambitious than that. I want to be able to meter the yarn as I wind it onto my skein winder. From what I am thinkin, I think I need to add a dowel through the main stem, and then attach another dowel to it at a right angle so that the meter is in line with the yarn being wound onto the winder.

I tested the meter out and it turns out that I have 100 yards of my silk and alpaca yarn left from the wing of the moth shawl. Hummm...what can I knit out of that?

HUmmm, so if I put a screw through the dowl and just have it bolted to the main stem, then I could loosen it to fold down when not in use. I think I have the materials I need for this. If not, it's gonna be a fantastic day to bike down to Menards.








Until next time...

Bad Ashford! BAD!

I emailed Ashford over on 3.29.07 about that thunking sound eminating from my Kiwi and asked if they knew how I could repair it. I was told back then that I would be contacted the next week because everyone was busy doing invitory for tax season. Well here it is, April 28th, a month later and no respose or help offered what-so-ever.
Better yet...here are copies of those emails:

----- Original Message -----

From: Reception
To: C4G
Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2007 7:32 PM
Subject: RE: Thunkida-thunkida....Kiwi thunks...

Dear ,

Thank you for your email.

I did send off the free magazine to you, so I am sorry it hasn't reached you. As for your other queries, I will look into them and get back to you next week. The reason I say next week is because we are stocktaking and the people I need to question are all flat out!!

I will be in touch next week.

Many thanks

Jane Stevenson

Customer Services

Ashford Handicrafts Ltd

Ashburton

New Zealand

Ph. +64 3 308 9087

Fax +64 3 308 8664

email http://www2.blogger.com/

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From: C4G [mailto:]
Sent: Friday, 30 March 2007 11:31 a.m.
To: Reception
Subject: Thunkida-thunkida....Kiwi thunks...

I bought my Kiwi from the woolery.com (USA) just under a year or so ago ( I did send in my registration card to Ashford under *name ommited*...BTW I never did get that free issue of The Wheel that was offered on that card...) and it has just started to make a thunkida-thunkida sound. I use it a lot, and it gets oiled monthly...more when it is used more.

From what I can tell...it is the first treddle rod and it seems to be knocking around quite a bit against the metal rod (the treddle rod in the back, closest to the main stem). I dunno what to call all these parts as the assembly guide is purely graphic!!

I've tried moving the peddles up on the plastic tube thingies to increase the tension so the rod does not thunkida, but it still happens and it is driving me mad! Any suggestions?


BOOP!
I saw a glimpse of spring...then it morphed into summer!;
C4G

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Well I guess "next week" never came over there.
SOooooooo, my next wheel WILL NOT BE AN ASHFORD because of this. Too bad, so sad. I am definately getting a Louet S10 when I can. I am very dissapointed with Ashford customer assistance and will take my hard earned money elsewhere.

Not only that, but a year ago when I sent in the registration card, there was a box on there to recieve a free issue of "The Wheel" publication. I have STILL not recieved that even though I have been told the three times I have inquired about it, that they would send me one. Obviously that registration card has not done me a bit of good. Thanks so much for nothing, Ashford.

Until next time...



Great Midwest Alapaca Festival




I'm thinkin it will be something like the Sheep and Wool festival so I am excited to go even if I don't have much money to buy anything extra. LIKE I NEED MORE FIBER?! LMAO


The BF last night inquired about the fees associated with just getting in. Seems there is free admission with only parking to pay for, but we can park in public parking down the street at a lakeside park and walk. It's gonna be a FANTASTIC day to walk so no complaints from either one of us! Imagine that!! I was pleasantly surprised when Mike said he wanted to go because it "might be fun"... *double take!* Say wha!? Who are you and what have you done with the real Mike? No....nevermind...I like this Mike and I will keep him! How much for the interactive BF?!

LMFAO!
I just wanna hug em and squeeze 'em!!! This makes me sooooooooooo happy!
















Until next time...

4/27/2007

Wing of the Moth Shawl Slideshow

After spinning, plying, dying, knitting for six months....this is quite the occasion!! Enjoy!



Create Your Own

Check out the Romance Novel cover I made in this post.

Until next time...

Social Knittings VS Solitary Knittings


I came across this topic while watching the latest episode of Lets Knit2gether .

I noticed that a lot of the people interviewed had mentioned that they learned to knit on thier own, as a solitary endeavor but made it sound undesirable. WELL...knowing me, I have to offer up the opposing view that PREFERS to knit alone.

I really don't enjoy going to knitting "circles"...who has time to talk when you need to pay attention to a pattern? Who has time to chat when you are not as skilled to be able to knit while not watching every stitch you knit? I've gone to our local knitters guild which is a hefty 300+ group and I find the meetings to be overly crowded, noisy, and just plain boring...at times painfully so!

They do invite venders to the meetings, but I have noticed that they seem to bring the most expensive yarns they carry! Not all knitters are filthy rich, and not all knitters knit because they have oodles of money to blow on yarn that will end up being thrown in a "stash" and most likely never used! I sure don't have oodles of extra money to spend. I've ended up spinning most of what I knit (because I can get 10 times or more as much yarn out of a $50 fleece than I can from 3 skiens of overpriced yarn for the same amount of money-and that would probably not be enough to knit what I would prefer to knit out of it...therefor spending even MORE money to finish a UFO started with it)- but besides that, I usually cannot afford anything from the guild venders. I am just dissapointed from expecting too much. I became a member with high expectations...I really should not do that! LOL

I for one prefer the solitary part of knitting alone. It gives me a chance to slow down and reflect (if I am not following a complex pattern). I feel the same about spinning. When I spin, I tend to go into a meditative state and I am able to reflect.

I'm the odd ball...I like being alone-because then I can actually get something done and be more productive than listening to or spreading local gossip (or bitching about what we heard on the news this morning, or how the president is so good or so bad...there is nothing anyone can do about it, why waste precious time bitching about it when we could be finishing that UFO!! LMAO).

Although I do enjoy the OCCASIONAL outting to a late night knit at a coffee shop/deli/yarn store that is Sow's Ear in Verona WI, but my attendence is a rarity anymore because it has just become unnessecary and boring to me. Not to mention the local gossip hounds are usually in full roaring swing by the time I arrive...bleh...the noise, the drama, the crowds....I just don't find it enjoyable. One lady who goes talks so damned loud that it hurts my ears! And she talks about shit no one really cares to hear more of, or she talks like she knows the president personally. They really ought to say something about that because it is driving away potential business. When I did go, I always bought something to eat and drink, never any yarn because I feel they have overpriced a lot of stuff that I get get cheaper elsewhere-but STILL-I bought SOMETHING from them even if that overpriced piece of what I would not call a real sandwhich isn't enough to satisfy me.


Until next time...

4/26/2007

Computer Generated Materpiece

From taking a short survey. Pretty darned cool!!!


Click here to create your own painting.


Until next time...

Crocheted Crotches....

You read it right and I have found it halarious!!
I friend sent this link to lighten me up a bit after all that ranting I've done.
 
Check out this site: http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/
 
Fair warning, there are images of crocheted vagina's there, and in more than one ethnic color to boot! LMAO! No running back here to bitch about how offended you are...you have been warned! So tough-titty if you get offended-cause we told you so!!!
 
I really like the World's Least Subtle Tampon Case, because it is basically a vagina lookin zipper pouch you put tampoons in...LMAO!!! WOW!
 
Not only that, they are CUSTIMIZABLE! You can order any color of muff for your crocheted crotch item. I want purple glitz!! LMAO!
 
Until next time...
 
OH! PS, comments have been re-enabled but are still moderated. I am keeping all the incoherent babblings of the crazy idiot person as keepsakes (and proof of harrassment for when I email their ISP for violation of thier terms of service)-and they is sooooooo funny! Come on now...you really thought you would get away with harrassment?! MMmm, that's called site monitoring, you psycho-babbling-idiot. :P
 
 
 

4/24/2007

New Blog: Embracing the Insanity: Life in a Ranting Parade


Okay, I am sensible. But I am in one hell of a smart-ass mood...*whispers* so bare with me.

*loud, obnoxious and dorky like with heavy british accent-kinda Monty Python like*

OOOOOOO novel idea Captian!!! Create a blog JUST for the ranting tirades!!! Keep the negative to one side while this side is all pristeen-pretty-fluffy-muffy-goodiness-of-sparkling-non-flamitory-text that portrays life like a bowl of freshly candied cherries. *big dramatic show of rolling eyes*

YESSsssssSSSSssssssss!!! Very Good! That way people who do not want to be freely offended are not, and thier eyes do not burst into great balls of fire (although that is way cool to watch)...and those who enjoy a good tirade can read them here .

*insert canned laughter here*

And those who feel the must abosolutely be heard and have uncontrolable googly fingers that don't seem to be controlled by any one brain or another *looks down at crotch...feeling for that second brain, then out to audiance, smirking*, are free to type out a blathering idiotic response...

*perky now*

But seeing as I am blog owner and controller of this here universe

*clears throat*

....comments will be moderated and deleted at will as I see fit to do so.

*eyes narrowed...daring, smart-ass like*

OOOOoooo you must click right over there and try it again.

Must....be....heard....must....get....a....response...cannot....keep....fingers....from....typing....ragin.....attitude....

cannnot....keep.....to self.....must.....return....tirade....must....

Okay then. Embrace the insanity while we walk together in a ranting parade, that is life.

Everything is OOOOOOookay. Really...

Disclaimer: Owner of blog is not repsonsible for your clicking to the ranting parade blog, and if you be offended-it's your own damned fault for clicking over there in the first place. Disclaimer out of the way, warnings posted...I am free to rant, rave, throw the most uglilest and foulest language known to Human Society as I relieve myself of stress. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Is that a breath of fresh air? NO. I. Farted.



Until next time...

2007 extreme martial arts demo

Beautiful! Inspiring! Breath-taking! Great music too!

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A ranting tirade, FAIR WARNING...

This is a fair warning to those reading this that this is a ranting tirade of a stress reliever. IF YOU CHOOSE TO CONTINUE TO READ THIS POST I WILL NOT FEEL IN THE LEAST BIT BAD or guilty if your eyes turn into great balls of fire and you start blathering in some incohesive tongue or turn into an incoheisve blathering idiot.

Fair warning!


Okay...




Here it goes....





You want it...you got it!


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I am so sick and tired of the poopie-butt-whippers who will jump in and complain and bitch about any given thing on a nanoseconds notice. Buzz off!

I've got people from the swap I organized all over my ass because I am publicly stating that CATHY HURD flaked me in my own swap! Well hello!!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! It was a term of signing up for the swap and was stated so in the swap guidelines!! Mother fuckers.

I am so peed right now. And these damned mongers think they can bitch at me, about my own swap, in my own group! FUCK. YOU. PISS. OFF. This is my group and I won't allow you to bash me in my own god-damned group. God damned complainers are being banned as I type.

The swap is done and I will NEVER-EVER-IN A MILLION YEARS host another swap for these ingrates!! Wow, what a slap in the face. All nicey-nicey till the hostess is sick and tired of the bull shit, and then nanosecond later...FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

GRrrrrrrrrrrrr....*punch-kick-jab-kick-jab-jab-jab*

Comments are disabled for this post....I will have no more of it.

Actually all comments have been disabled for the time being because someone turned into a blathering idiot and is desperately trying to get my attention by posting harassing and mouthy comments to random posts because this one was disabled, but I will have none of it so the blathering idiot continues to be...an incohesive blathering idiot.

I will not EVER delete or edit a post because someone does not like it. I have a right, fair and square to post what I see fit to my blog...and it that is a ranting tirade of cursing, foul language, and bad mouthing, then so shall it be. You can not and will not control me. I will not allow it. I will not be molded to what anyone thinks a blog should be like. I am not one to follow in that line like a good sheepie-poo. If that is what you do, that is your business. This is mine. This is the outlet for my sane life.

4/23/2007

Black Belt Recommendation!!! SWEETNESS!!!

Boy, if anything is a testiment to dreams coming true...this is truely one!
 
Just last week I was very doubtful if I was ever going to get a black belt recommendation. I was having difficulty performing a learned kick skillfully (and without hurting my hips or losing my balance) even after practicing diligently at home. From what I understand of it, you cannot be promoted to a black belt unless you have been recommended to black belt. Confusing, I know.
 
The black belt is still very-very-very far away for me (approx 3 1/2 years away with classes twice a week all year long-WHEW...daunting), but this is one of many stepping stones to reaching it!! I received the recommendation today!! What this means is that the instructor is willing to teach the receipiant (I can spel) of the recommendation up to and beyond the first level black belt. Myself and five other adults are now considered the  Adult Black Belt Leadership Team! Not only that, but the FIRST Adult Black Belt Leadership Team to dawn the doorstep of Karate America.
EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Exciting!!!!
 
I credit this journey mostly to the tarot reading I got from Mari at one of the local pagan pub nights. Her reading paired with an opportunity presenting itself soon after the reading was what started me on this path (not to forget that Chuck Norris Self-Defense DVD from the library to "wet" my "Warrior" appitite for more). OH, don't forget the dreams...I had some not so pleasent dreams that helped me to be brave enough to go to those first couple of classes. I love 'em.

Now, Goddess willing...I will be able to continue the training to reach a black belt, both financially and physically! *crossing fingers-toes, legs, arms, eyes as well* 
I gotta tell yeah, this has been a crash course in getting fit! I am more flexable (which has been very noticable when I am working), am winded less and less easily, am FULL of energy and this is just plain good for me all around. *very big grin*
 
Now, if this spare tire would just shrink!!! NNNaaah! Shoo! Get! SHRINK ALREADY!!!
 
YAY!!! I is excited to have passed this stepping stone! Can ya'tell?
 
And now, back to our regularly scheldueled (I can spel...naaah!) programing....*snow, static, and flickering*

 

Black20 Trailer Park: 300 - PG Version

Can you feel the love!? This is Geek-Town!

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Star Wars PSA: Vader Dad

Who knew light-sabers was the next bad habit!!! LMFAO!!!

(Video)

Star Wars PSA: Eggs

OMG LMAO!!

(Video)

4/22/2007

Wing of the Moth Shawl-FINISHED!!! Another FO!

Me so Happy!! After six months of knitting on it- on and off- the beast is now finished and being blocked! My LYS is the best! The are just down the street from me and they let me use thier blocking equipment! This is made from 100% hand spun, hand dyed, alpaca and silk by me. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

And now....to start on the Forest Canopy shawl in that loverly green italian yarn I found at Goodwills. I started it but my guage is off on the stated needle size so I need to go down a size. So that is good news because now I do not need to buy more needle tips! I don;t have size eight in the knitpicks options but I do have sevens.









Until next time...