Sock Wars Anthum

Sung to Duran Duran's "A View to a Kill"

Knitting for you, with a view to a kill
Blog to blog in some places, feel the chill.
Nightfall covers me, but you know the plans I'm making,
Still oversea, could it be the whole world knitting around
A sacred why? A big hole gaping inside
The gussets, why?

Until we knit right to the wire
That fatal sock is all we need
Knit right to the wire,
To fatal sounds of broken dpns
Knit right to the wire,
That fatal sock is all we need
Knit right to the wire.....

Choice for you, is the view to a kill
Between the wools, assassination standing still.
The first short-row heel, turn, go up your ankle and leg,
Very stretchy bind-off, will EZ come through for you once again?
But now we have to finish the second sock!
A chance to die.

But can we knit right to the wire
That fatal sock is all we need
Knit right to the wire
To fatal sounds of broken dpns
Knit right to the wire
That fatal sock is all we need
Knit right to the wire
When all we see... is the view to a kill

By Muthaknitter