Introducing the latest way in making your dog lazy and fat even quicker than ever before!!!

***Warning!! Sarcasm ahead!!!***

That's right Lady's and Gents! Knit this Pooch Purse so you can simply tote that lazy, fat ass dog around instead of carrying him in your arms or having him lay across your shoulders like a dead fox skin. Is your dog too active? Too independent? Spoil him or her shit-less while fattening them up in this Pooch Purse! Now you and your pet can be, literally, attached at the hips as he swings too and fro while you leisurely shop all over town and abroad.


Good goddess people. WTF and WHY?! Have you nothing else better to do?! Like knit socks or something more practical than...than....this atrocity?! *throws hands up in air and stomps away grumbling incohesively*

Until next time...

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  1. That is the most useless thing I have ever seen...

  2. LMAO! Tell me about it! I love how the model tried to make it OH so fashionable...BLECH!

  3. Anonymous12:20 PM

    OH MY GODDESS! That poor dog looks MISERABLE. ugh . . . what will they think of next . . .


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